A little slice of Americana
From rickshaws on the back roads of Northern California to Mount Rushmore craziness, here are a few things we do not want to forget about our cross country circle....
1. The most amazing sight had to have been the rickshaw in the windiest, most mountainous portion of highway 1 in Northern California. Where he was going, we have no idea... but he wasn't getting anywhere fast. (Well, maybe on the downhill portion!)
2. While we have seen road signs galore, we were surprised to find the most obnoxious religious road sign early on in Ohio...."If you were to die tomorrow, where would you spend eternity" on one sign followed by "Hell is REAL" on the next. We spent the rest of the trip looking for one to top that, but honestly, it wins the prize.
3. The only thing more sure than religious road signs is those advertising gaming. Turns out, you can gamble anywhere.
4. You can get great non-chain Mexican food all the way up through central Oregon.
5. You can also get great fish and chips (with Chinese as the other option on the menu) from a shack overlooking the ocean in California if you can stand the strong vinegar mixed with almost rancid oil smell.
6. The chowder house in coastal central Oregon does in fact have the best chowder... if you can wait forever for it! At first we thought it was because they were trying to follow some sense of polite behavior by letting Justin finish his soup first (since it was an appetizer) but it turns out they are just slow. Maybe that explains why the decor was right out of 1982.
7. By stopping to eat in Umatilla Oregon (On the Columbia river in the most eastern part of the state...pretty remote), you may be able to strike up a conversation with the most interesting man who upon hearing you are a professor at OSU (after asking where in Ohio you are from due to your plates) replies "the dismal science, hey?" and the goes on to ask if you are a Keynesian! How great is that, someone actually remembers Keynes!
8. Buckeye fans are everywhere.
9. The average age of a person attending a national park after Labor day is about 68... with us there bringing down the average.
10. Just south of the Badlands there are a group of dwellings that I wouldn't even consider a town... but they still have a one room "City Jail" painted bright green. It still looks to be used on occasion.
11. Mount Rushmore might be the most ironic national monument in the national park system. On sacred Native American land that was taken away for a second time after gold was found in the Black Hills (this prompted a renig on a treaty allowing the Black Hills as a reservation), as a "Shrine to Democracy" you get four presidents who I doubt would have been thrilled to see a beautiful mountain marred and a HUGE obnoxious parking structure that might be bigger than the monument itself. The whole place is commercialized with the town down the street, Keystone, the biggest tourist trap you can imagine. (Justin kept saying "it is like Niagara Falls!" over and over again.) The Black Hills are in fact quite beautiful.
12. The state park system is great for camping, but it seems that the north central plains do not believe in showers. In addition, you may want to check out not only the relationship of the campsite to the highway, but to possible railroad lines.
I may be adding to this list as I remember more things, but for now, this will have to do.
1. The most amazing sight had to have been the rickshaw in the windiest, most mountainous portion of highway 1 in Northern California. Where he was going, we have no idea... but he wasn't getting anywhere fast. (Well, maybe on the downhill portion!)
2. While we have seen road signs galore, we were surprised to find the most obnoxious religious road sign early on in Ohio...."If you were to die tomorrow, where would you spend eternity" on one sign followed by "Hell is REAL" on the next. We spent the rest of the trip looking for one to top that, but honestly, it wins the prize.
3. The only thing more sure than religious road signs is those advertising gaming. Turns out, you can gamble anywhere.
4. You can get great non-chain Mexican food all the way up through central Oregon.
5. You can also get great fish and chips (with Chinese as the other option on the menu) from a shack overlooking the ocean in California if you can stand the strong vinegar mixed with almost rancid oil smell.
6. The chowder house in coastal central Oregon does in fact have the best chowder... if you can wait forever for it! At first we thought it was because they were trying to follow some sense of polite behavior by letting Justin finish his soup first (since it was an appetizer) but it turns out they are just slow. Maybe that explains why the decor was right out of 1982.
7. By stopping to eat in Umatilla Oregon (On the Columbia river in the most eastern part of the state...pretty remote), you may be able to strike up a conversation with the most interesting man who upon hearing you are a professor at OSU (after asking where in Ohio you are from due to your plates) replies "the dismal science, hey?" and the goes on to ask if you are a Keynesian! How great is that, someone actually remembers Keynes!
8. Buckeye fans are everywhere.
9. The average age of a person attending a national park after Labor day is about 68... with us there bringing down the average.
10. Just south of the Badlands there are a group of dwellings that I wouldn't even consider a town... but they still have a one room "City Jail" painted bright green. It still looks to be used on occasion.
11. Mount Rushmore might be the most ironic national monument in the national park system. On sacred Native American land that was taken away for a second time after gold was found in the Black Hills (this prompted a renig on a treaty allowing the Black Hills as a reservation), as a "Shrine to Democracy" you get four presidents who I doubt would have been thrilled to see a beautiful mountain marred and a HUGE obnoxious parking structure that might be bigger than the monument itself. The whole place is commercialized with the town down the street, Keystone, the biggest tourist trap you can imagine. (Justin kept saying "it is like Niagara Falls!" over and over again.) The Black Hills are in fact quite beautiful.
12. The state park system is great for camping, but it seems that the north central plains do not believe in showers. In addition, you may want to check out not only the relationship of the campsite to the highway, but to possible railroad lines.
I may be adding to this list as I remember more things, but for now, this will have to do.
















